This is incredibly stupid. zekyel transformed my Farmer Eruri AU into Pigmy  Hippo Farmer Eruri AU somehow.
Dialogues are directly copied from a conversation I had with cafe-mediano (she was Levi in this haha) so think that’s makes her the co-writer of this silly comic.

Obviously, Erwin doesn’t actually think Levi is disgusting, he just gets overprotective with his hippos.

make me choose » jaime lannister or tyrion lannister (asked by anonymous)

He raised a slender hand toward a black-haired woman to the rear, beckoning her forward. “And this is Ellaria Sand, mine own paramour.” 


Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.